they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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