Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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