why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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