Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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