whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
the liver wants what the liver wants
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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