you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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