hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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