I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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