i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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