You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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