I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
