You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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