I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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