Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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