what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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