trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
