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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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