Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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