Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
