WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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