yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
