4 words: hood of his car
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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