Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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