Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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