I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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