good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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