Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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