we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
