I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How many fucks given?
0.12846
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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