You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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