he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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