it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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