You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Who died my cat blue again?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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