they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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