he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Rumble strips road head = magical
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
