I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
