so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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