That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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