this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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