When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
His nipple licking is glorious
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