the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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