This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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