We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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