she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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