Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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