Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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