shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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