im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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