She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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