i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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