I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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