I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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