it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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